Hi. I'm Deacon Walter D. Barker, but just call me Walter. Or Walt.
I'm the Official Greeter around here.
Randal handles the ceremonies.
I handle welcoming people, answering some of the easy questions, and making sure nobody takes themselves too seriously.

It's your wedding. If it's legal, doesn't frighten the guests excessively, and nobody expects me to wear pants, I'm probably okay with it.
Deacon Walter D. Barker
Official Greeter & Very Good Boy
   
 
Alright, I've said my piece. Go meet Randal